Jokes Facebook Twitter Email SMS WhatsApp Share By jokes | July 13, 2007 Learning his letters Little 5-year-old Benjy was practicing spelling on the fridge using a set of magnetic letters. Freda, his mother, had watched him put together words such as “mom,” “dad,” “dog,” “cat” and “car” and was very proud of her clever son. But then Benjy shouted out, “Look what I spelled, Mommy.” Freda looked at the fridge and saw that he had put up the three magnetic letters: “G” “O” “D.” “Why, that’s wonderful, Benjy,” she said. “Why don’t you leave them on the fridge until Daddy comes home?” “OK, Mommy,” he said. But just as Freda was thinking that the Jewish kindergarten he went to was starting to have an impact, Benjy’s little voice called out, “Mommy, how do you spell ‘zilla’?” © david minkoff jokes Also On J. Bay Area Shellfish dump at Cal frat leads to kosher awareness event Letters Help others during Sukkot; Which religions get their own month? Politics 50 years after Yom Kippur War, vets see echoes in current crisis U.S. Meeting between Netanyahu and US Jewish leaders gets personal Subscribe to our Newsletter Enter Email Sign Up