Wanna bet?>/b>
Avrahom’s son Howard was at college and Avrahom was worried that Howard might quickly forget that he was Jewish. As Yom Kippur was coming, Avrahom sent Howard the following text message:
HI HOWARD. YOM KIPPUR STARTS ON TUESDAY.
Howard sent the following reply:
THANKS FOR THE TIP. PUT ME DOWN FOR $70 ON IT TO WIN.
Just a dream
One day, just as Rebecca was walking past her favorite upscale clothing store, she saw them putting a new dress in the front window. It stopped her in her tracks — it was a pale green Dior evening dress, and she was totally entranced by this brilliant creation. She was convinced that it was beshert — it was meant for her. But it was priced at $3,500 and she had to think of a good way to persuade her husband to buy it for her. Then she had an idea. She couldn’t wait to get home.
“Darling?”
“Yes, what is it Rebecca?”
“Last night I had a lovely dream, darling” she said.
“So what kind of a dream was it, Rebecca?” he asked.
“I dreamed that we passed by my favorite store, and in the window was this gorgeous Dior dress at only $3,500. And do you know what you did?”
“Nu, so what did I do?” he asked.
“You went into the shop and bought it for me, darling.”
“Did I really?” her husband said. “That really was a wonderful dream. Please God, in all your future dreams, you should wear it in good health.”