“But I want a Christmas tree.”

“No, we are not having one.

“But I want one.”

“Edward,” I said, “we’re Jewish, and Jewish people don’t have Christmas trees.”

After a very long pause, Edward said, “Oh — I thought we were Chinese!”

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