“Chopshticks: An Evening of Comedy and Chinese Food.” Eric Schwartz, Mike Capozzola and Robert Mac perform. Benefits Jewish Coalition for Literacy. At 6:30 p.m. Dec. 24 and 25. At Ming’s Restaurant, 1700 Embarcadero Road, Palo Alto. $55. Reservations: [email protected].

“Kung Pao Kosher Comedy.” Judy Gold, Ed Crasnick and Bruce Smirnoff perform. 6 and 9:30 p.m. Dec. 24, 26 and 27; 5 and 8:30 p.m. Dec. 25. At New Asia Restaurant, 772 Pacific Ave., S.F. $35-$50. (415) 522-3737.

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