Education Dream House kids create dolls to tell their personal stories Facebook Twitter Email SMS WhatsApp Share By J. Correspondent | August 9, 1996 Baldy, the Protector of the Universe, comes to Earth from the Planet Bald. He has special powers. He can run at the speed of light. He can snap his fingers and make a person bald for a year. Sometimes he has problems because his enemies don't like him. They fight with him and his planet. When he has problems, Baldy calls his club together. Usually, the club wins, but not always. Baldy and his team will always fight the forces of evil. The universe will be safe forever with Baldy handling it. J. Correspondent Also On J. Our Crowd Honors, happenings, opportunities, comings & goings — March 2023 Torah In Moses’ self-doubt, a great lesson in humility Politics With retirement on the horizon, a look at Dianne Feinstein’s Jewish legacy Obituaries Death announcements for the week of March 31, 2023 Subscribe to our Newsletter Enter Email Sign Up