saturday/14
“Crones for the Holidays: The Sequel.” The Crackpot Crones comedy duo rolls out a series of vignettes and improvisations with Jewish themes. Through Dec. 29. At Exit Theatre, 156 Eddy St., S.F. 3 and 8 p.m. $15-$20. www.crackpotcrones.com.
sunday/15
“Peter and the Wolf.” Four 45-minute concerts narrated in Russian, Mandarin, Hebrew and English. Also a carnival featuring a petting zoo, bounce house and pony rides before and after the shows. At Oshman Family JCC, 3921 Fabian Way, Palo Alto. 1 to 5 p.m. $15-$18. www.paloaltojcc.org.
tuesday/24
“Chopshticks.” Comedy with standup veteran Mark Schiff. At Oshman Family JCC, 3921 Fabian Way, Palo Alto. 7:30 p.m. $50-$60. www.paloaltojcc.org. (See story, 26)
“Kung Pao Kosher Comedy.” 21st annual. With Gary Gulman, Adrianne Tolsch, Samson Koletkar and Lisa Geduldig. Also Dec. 25-26. At New Asia Restaurant, 772 Pacific Ave., S.F. www.koshercomedy.com. (See story, 26)